Can you imagine what the titles of strict legalistic traditionalist praise-n-worship songs might be like:
“Amazing Rules”
“Sing to the Stained Glass Windows”
“How Great Is Our Steeple”
“Your Faith’s Not Enough”
“For Am I Crucified in My Sunday Suit”
"Word of Deacons Speak"
"The Committee Reigns"
No wonder why none exist!
