(from today's "Drive-Thru Faith Window" department)
Find yourself so pressed by appointments and deadlines that there's never any time left over for prayer? Ever feel like every single minute of your life is already committed ... not to God ... but to the daily meetings, workouts and routines that count and matter most?
Relax ... because now there's a time-saving solution available on the interwebs.
Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.
We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.
At Information Age Prayer we think our service should be used like a prayer supplement, to extend and strengthen a subscriber's connection with God. Traditional prayer is an integral part of this connection and should never be forgone, even after signing up.
So you see it's a supplement ... available in your choice of Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim or Unaffiliated prayer flavors.
Can I get fries with that?
