Man. I haven't seen a mug this angry since the last time I forgot my driver's license and tried paying with an out-of-state check in the Express Lane at Walmart on a Saturday night in south Georgia.
What on earth could possibly cause this type of unrepentent rage? Well, there's just one reason:
This fellow, who shall remain nameless, owns an Apple. Apples come in different colors and flavors but real computers, they are not.
