Push-up Bras, Pleasant-faced Bros

Earlier tonight I was talking with two women who live here at the marina and, take a look around, the subject of push-up bras came up.

The ladies (who're both in committed long-term relationships) agreed such "enhancements" amounted to false advertising; one went on to say, sadly, "It's kinda like meeting a guy who only pretends to be nice."

Like, word up.