Souls Lost for Eternity After Pastor Pulls Groin Muscle isn't likely to grab many national headlines; just lots of local gossip from the envious ... and some nosey, querulous questions ... from flock-folks who're feeling left-out and influence-challenged.
Never mind mentioning the lost: just tell me about today's latest crisis so I can offer my opinion, criticize someone else and feel important.
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Funny, the things we find meaningful and worth our attention. Funny, all the insignificant things that seem so critical, urgent and important ...
At least, until tomorrow.
