What To Say To Someone Who Realizes They Made A Bad Mistake

Never say "I told you so" to anyone who's at the end of a relationship. Besides sounding insensitive, anybody can quote cliches ...which makes cliches worthless.

Try these instead:

1. A vampire can't come into your house unless you first invite him.

2. You knew it was a snake when you picked it up.

3. Maybe it really is you every time.

4. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff.

5. Looking at the big picture, it's all small stuff.

Life is good here inside The Blue Book.